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I mean, I eat lots of stuff, not just... not just ass. It's just that I really like eating ass! ...Why are you laughing? I'm a shark, dammit! Stop laughing or I'll eat YOUR ass! Why are you still laughing??

This subtle NSFW pattern displays some classic bakery pastries, but the shape of them may appear to be...phallic. Not your normal pastries, but delicious! Fool friends with this penis pastry pattern, maybe they'll think you just really like eclairs...

You Don't Have To Put A Label On Your Sexuality! It's perfectly okay to not want to define yourself as a specific sexuality, or even gender, even though there may be a lot of pressure today to put a label on it, but we're here with smiley flowers to cheer you up!

Get some laughs and some concerned looks with this suggestive fruit. The plum is ready to... come, to the fruit basket?? Show off your dirty, foodie humor with this juicy and kinky plum. Sexual puns with sexual plums.

This seemingly innocent subtle makeup pattern looks fine at first glance, get a closer look, and you can spot all the "lipdicks,""chapsdicks,"penis-tipped mascara, lip gloss, rather vaginal looking lip balms, genitalia blushes, and a pudenda puddle of foundation! Fun for sex-positive makeup lovers or those who got the glam and the sexual humor to match!

Butter My Biscuit Daddy! Keep your biscuits good and wet with this steamy NSFW design!

Being Heteronormative Succs, heteronormativity succs, homophobia succs, whatever people want to call their old ass ideals about 'one man and one woman' can succ my ****! This design shows cute pastel succulents and the pastel pride colors for pan pride, trans pride, bi pride, and gay pride, because sexual expression DOES NOT SUCC(ulent).

Whether you're witchy, gay, or both -- this design is perfect for your inner flame! Light a candle and put on some queer music, you've had a long day.

What better way to be proud of your sexuality and show some spirit for spooky season? This Pansexual Pumpkin Pattern is sure to be a tongue twister and a hit at any queer Halloween event! Who said pride can't be in October too?

Cream Me Daddy! Holy Cannoli is not so holy... this design is a lil sticky, you may get some weird looks, but yunno, they're worth creaming for DADDY! Slightly suggestive cannoli filing dripping with that good cream, what more could ya want?

Show your nerdy pride! Whether you're Gay, lesbian, bi, pan, ace, fluid, inter gender, trans, trigender, poly, bear, and/or agender, there's a dice to represent you! Dungeons, dragons, and get my damn pronouns right!

Yum! Check out these cupcakes, each one with the group's pride colors to make up the frosting (or sprinkles)! Because how sweet is it being queer?! Show off your pride with these cute cartoon cupcakes!

Pansexual manta ray, or a Pan-ta Ray! This super cute pan pride colored design embraces whoever you/you all/they choose to be under the sea! sexuality is my choice intersex gender equality love is love pan gender nonbinary queer lgbtq+ pride lgbtq+ pride pansexuality pronouns.

High sexual, bi-sexual, high and bi? Show off your bisexual stoner pride with this gradient weed leaf design!

Pandas in Various Sexual Positions. Show your reverence for the majestic panda bear with this design featuring illustrations of panda's performing sweet species-saving love.

All for love and love for all---love knows no limits!

Stuff Us Daddy! If your dream threesome is you and 2 freshly baked Manicottis, then this is the design for you! This "subtle" NSFW design might get some questionable looks, but also might make some mouths water...

Gatekeeping is when someone tries to set limits and requirements on what it means to be LGBT+/queer. But, um, why? Am I not queer enough for you?? Screw that!

Please Do Not Gay Gatekeep...Gatekeeping is when someone tries to set limits and requirements on what it means to be LGBT+/queer. But, um, why? Am I not queer enough for you?? Gatekeeping sexuality is bogus, and proclaim that statement to the world with this retro rainbow design.

But where are you really from? Like where were you born? I was BORN HERE in America! Aren't you sick of these microaggressions, and the pressure to define your sexuality, no honey I'm just queer! Born Here and Born Queer! Finally show off the answer you been wanting to give to these intrusive questions with this empowering design!

Shuck Me Daddy! Horny and corny and ready to be shucked! This nsfw hentai corn is husky, and hoping for a good shuck!

Does Trash Nocturn you on? These are nocturnal nighttime trash sluts, how could they not be? Show off your love for trash animals and sexual puns with this lingerie opossum and raccoon design! Sluts for trash only!

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Butter My Buns Daddy! Keep your biscuits good and moist with this steamy, buttery, NSFW design!

Have a holly jolly POLY Christmas! Getting presents for multiple partners can be a overwhelming, but receiving multiple gifts can be a wonderful thing! Ain't love grand?

Merry Dickmas! Dick the halls with boughs of holly! Have yourself an NSFW Christmas with this festive green dildo, or shall I say, sexually liberated Christmas tree...

Granny is proud of you! Granny has crocheted you a warm design in the color scheme of your gender identity! Be proud!

Shibari? BDSM? Ropes? Handcuffs? Restraints... any of this turning you on? This cute pink "Rope Bunny" design is inspired by the sexually deviant pleasure of person who enjoys being restrained, tied up, and/or immobile during sexual intercourse; usually a submissive partner.

Hello LGBTQ community. This creature of magical wonder wants you to know that they support you. No matter race, gender, or sexuality -- this PegaSIS has GOT you, sis!

Hello LGBTQ community. This creature of magical wonder wants you to know that they support you. No matter race, gender, or sexuality -- this PegaSIS has GOT you, sis!